Leonardo: “I suppose Salai is out having fun spending my hard-earned florins? Ezio: “He is safe at home.” Leonardo: “I am relieved… About the florins, of course.” Ezio: “You do not need to lie to me. Salai fits you. I approve.” Leonardo: “I…” Ezio: “Leonardo Da Vinci, at a loss for words? That is a first.”
Just remember you’re shipping sex between these guys, too:
Y U DO DAT AHHHH
They’re living out their dream of growing old together.
I don’t see a problem?
Fucking X-Men newbies don’t know what the fandom was built on, IDGAF.
I’ve been shipping them as old men since I was sixteen! I have a hard time seeing the new ones, because it’s NOT THE SAAAAAAME.
Problem? I’ve been shipping it for fucking years - even the RPF. You know Ian Mack would be so down with that shit, and tbh Stewart looks like he’d be a three beer queer.
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN, CAIT.
Now I just feel like posting every video of Patrick Stewart doing/saying anything vaguely dirty. As a TNG fan since I was a babe I have seen a ton of these. I regret nothing.
The day I stop finding Captain Picard sexually appealing is the day I die
Oh silly silly little haters, don’t you know that saying “when you ship Charles/Erik you’re also shipping the Stewart/McKellen incarnation of Charles/Erik, lol” is basically you saying “HA HA SUCKS TO BE YOU, YOUR SPARKLING WHITE WINE IS ACTUALLY AMAZING DELICIOUS FINE CHAMPAGNE IN A CRYSTAL GOBLET, PSYCH”.
That’s the best fucking part, kids. Their love lasts decades.
Reblogging for this FANTASTIC COMMENTARY (and my bolding). Because how often can you say that you know your ship is going to be until death? Not very often.
I started shipping them as old guys, so I am totally ok with this