I'm sad hanar can't wear sweaters

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

heathyr:

when you’re following someone for a while and everything they post is like it’s speaking to your very soul until one day they totally bash a character you love right out of the blue uninvited

whatevershakesyourboat:

when i follow people by finding them through other people i feel like they’re sitting in a room having pleasant conversation and i’m just standing outside the doorway watching them  

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

thestarkspangledcapsicle:

likeafairyy:

Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!

FINALLY I FIND OUT WHAT THEY SAID

BEST

CRYING